By the Wayside

It’s no secret I’m voting blue this year. Up and down the ballot. It’s not the first time. I voted for Obama once; and the second time I would have but the line was long and I could tell he was running away with it.

In 20/20 I voted for the party line. The other Jo. The right Joe won and I was ok with that. In ‘16 I voted for Gary Johnson. I like all the Jo’s. I’m not a Hillary fan. I mean she’s ok but I lost respect for her when she didn’t leave her husband. Told me she was power hungry. That power mattered to her more than her self respect.

Understand, I thought Trump was an entertainer. I didn’t mind if he beat Hillary. I figured, what’s the worst that could happen? I get to look at Melania and Ivanka for four years. That’s not so bad. I mean, I don’t get it, but, I can’t argue with his taste in women. They’re stunning.

Fast forward to now, after spending the first 24 hours chuckling at my neighbor’s latest political folly.

It looks to be scribbled with spray paint on the bottom of a pallet. The wind keeps knocking it over. Then they go prop it back up. Like their toy dictators.

But what it got me thinking for a brief moment. Was, that yes I would. Without a doubt. But, she’s gonna be President, and she’s already got her own Jew. And I don’t need to defend her honor, because she’ll soon have the most honorable job in the world.

President of the United States of America. And she’ll be the most powerful person in the world. That just happens to be a woman.

How cool is that?!